Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
Animals getting help from people.
Listen here, you little shit…
I am a bunny. The Easter Bunny!
Smee is working with Zelena.
1. He came back in an episode where Zelena mentions having spies everywhere.
2. Why even bring him back to the show at all? He really only had a small part in the series so far. We saw him first in the episode where he tells Rumble about the bean in exchange to be turned young again (more on that later), a decision that sort of leads to Milah’s death.
Then we saw him again kidnapping Belle and almost sending her over the town line to forget everything. He also helps Hook steal the shawl from Rumble.
So he has played a part, but why bring him back now? Why not leave him a rat?
3. His appearences thus far have been suspicious.
A. He was there when Hook chooses the Jolly Roger over Ariel, something that Zelena somehow knows about (because smee told her probably).
B. He was there when Hook tells him that he has a reason to stay in Storybrook when Emma and Henry walk up, and its possible he lingered around to watch Hook flirt with Emma. (Which later Zelena comes and curses Hook’s lips, after she realizes that he loves her, probably because smee told her)
C. Why even include the dock scene between hook and smee? It didn’t really tell us anything knew other than that smee doesn’t have his memories.
D. In the promo for “A Curious Thing” Hook, Henry, and Smee are in the same scene when the flying monkey appears to attack. Now this is speculation because its just a promo, but why the heck is Smee even there? Emma trusts Hook, but why in god’s name would she trust Smee? So my thought is that he showed up when Hook was watching Henry (probably because he was following Hook and the monkey was following them)
4. Let’s talk about motivation. When we first meet Smee, he’s making a deal with a dark one to “live forever” or whatever. He wants to extend life and not age. Rumble offers to turn back the clock, sound familiar?, and Smee agrees, a second chance is good too. What he gets instead is 300 years in Neverland with a crazed pirate captain. So to him, Zelena’s deal might sound pretty good. Go back in time, get a second chance. why the hell not? Also its not like hes an outstanding guy, he was more than willing to trade Baelfire to Pan’s lost boys just in the hope that they will be in Pan’s good graces if they do.
Smee is like the devil conscious sitting on Hook’s shoulder, encouraging him to be more a pirate and less a hero.
I’m telling you, this guys a rat.
Rating: T (some mild language)
Summary: Killian and Emma cross paths without knowing it and accidentally swap phones. They meet to exchange phones back after weeks of texting/phone calls.
Author’s Note: I’ve been on such an AU kick lately, so I really couldn’t help myself when I saw this prompt. If you read and like this one, check out my other AU’s!
Killian has had the most spectacularly shit-filled week. Not only has his first week as senior editor at the publishing firm been nothing but headaches and problems, but he has just realized that the cell phone in his hand is not, in fact, his.
Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.
Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.
Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition
never forget the kiss
#1 rule of the CS ship - always reblog the CS smoochie and always thank the EW gods that first gave it to us.
Let’s see how many people are in our ship!
SOBS DO YOU REMEMBER THO LIKE
THAT EARLY S2 PROMO BEFORE THE CROCODILE AND THE DOCTOR AIRED AND EMMA’S FACE DIDN’T EVEN SHOW IN THE SHOT WHERE SHE WAS HOLDING A KNIFE TO HOOK’S THROAT BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY HER.
THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK. OH LOOK EMMA IS HOLDING A KNIFE TO HOOK’S THROAT I SHIP IT.
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